The Definitive NAFW Test

How do you feel about your past?


I had a SENSATIONAL past!
I had a PRETTY good past.
None of your damn business.
I got made fun of way too much.
I wish I could forget my painful past.
It's hard keeping everything in chronological order.
I was always competing with my brother.
Best move I ever made was dumping my loser partner.
Too much arguing against myself.
ECW! ECW!
The six months I spent in the asylum changed my life forever.
My great-great-great-great-grandfather Luigi Mario was a great man.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

If I COULD have any superpower?
I'd be able to fire people without getting up from my chair.
I'd be able to make candy from straw.
I'd be able to make gold from straw, so I would always have some.
I'd be able to trap my foe's souls into Magic cards!
Hello! I already Rise above everyone else!
I would be a dragon, yo.
I would be a demon, brother.
Body possession.
I guess I would be twice as conceited.
Forget superpowers. I just need a home.
Hard skin. I can bounce back from hard defeats.
I would be able to go back in time and change the past.
Resurrection. Hell yes.
Ability to produce my own money.
Multiple images. I could be my own service men!

What's your worst nightmare?

A citizen littering. Not on my watch!
Having to look at Vito Marching-piano ever again.
Losing the European title again.
Mr. Wigglebottom.
Two words: Masked. Warrior.
Your dream could be my nightmare.
Realizing Oblivion's card is double-booked!
The Book of the Word turning out to be filled with blank pages.
ECW! ECW!
A stain on my Armani suit. What else?
Slush coming back in black.
My worst nightmare is my past.
A partner of mine dying again.
The government voting off capital punishment.
Airplanes. I hate airplanes. Even flying high over Asia.
My grandmother.

What would you do in an X-Treme title match?

Win it, what else?
Win it, and trade that it for the European title.
GET VIOLENT!
GET IMPACTFUL!
Pay someone to do it, of course.
Unbook myself, dumbass.
X-Treme matches are SO uncool.
Put your head between the legs of a ladder and MAIM YOU.
Put your face into my Gauntlet!
Use ladders, what else?
Offer to shake my opponent's hand.
Barbed wire bats are the way to go.
Go backstage and kick my opponent in the friggin' face.
I guess... change my name to, "Canadian X-Tremist."
Tsk. X-Treme Title matches are beneath me.
Go nuts and kick Brent Bozell's ass.
Keep a taser taped to the bottom of a stuffed animal.

Which of the following words are you most likely to use?


I don't know, something funny.
I don't know, something cryptic.
Cross. No, wait. Boss.
So. Or maybe "totally."
Matthew.
David.
HOLY BOGGLE!
Bunnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
Shoot.
F*ck!
Anything that somehow sounds like my name.
JUSTIFY!
Word.
Me.
I'll take three. (Okay, I know that's not one word.)
Incredible.
Pretty.
Pasta.

How do you feel about Shane McMahon?


Made me do ads, now I make him do "face down."
He's a good guy, and does his job well.
He's no Cougar Clarke. He doesn't have teleportation powers.
Citizen Shane? Nice guy, I guess.
His name rhymes with train. Heh.
Meh. He thinks I can make him money.
I used to like him, but it turns out he's a dick.
He's a f*cktard.
I like the AWF guy better.
He's a punk who was handed everything since day one.
He put me in the Chain Reaction, so I don't mind him at all.
I wish I had put him out of business when I could've.
Two words: Scaffolding match.
He judges things... I judge things...

Which of the following sins are you most likely to commit?


Murder.
Gambling.
Blackmail.
Satanic Rituals.
Playing God.
If drinking Pepsi is a sin, I'm going to Hell.
Quarter Picnic. Somethings should just not be eaten.
Eating garbage. Somethings should just not be eaten.
Ripping off Sting.
Ripping off Ripcord.
Poor fashion sense.
Sins? Sins aren't lawful.
Running people down.
Torture by tables.
Turning my back on the fans.

When faced with great peril, what do you do?


Change my name.
Have my men take care of the situation.
Fight for truth and justice!
I think I'll take the backstage Superkick answer again.
Disappear for great lengths of time.
Run my brother over with a tractor.
Book that Peril into a match.
Piledrive the Peril through the canvas.
Give it the con-chair-to.
Judge it guilty.
Stand tall, Stand Strong, and face it head on.
Try and outroleplay Peril's ass.
Rely on other personalities to take place.

How do you spend your time on the OOC Board?


I close the threads that need to be closed.
I vote for Mike. I post pictures with "Gord" in them.
I yell at Kyle to get on MSN.
I yell at Kevin to get on MSN.
I yell at Jerry to get on ICQ!
Keep you up to date with the latest on Billy and Chuck.
I post results to every wrestling event in the galaxy.
I post... "The Fox Files!" (Crowd- "Woooh!")
I spam.
I spam too, but at least it's funny.
I post about video games.
I double post. A lot.
I make jokes that only I laugh at.
I make sure everyone turns the HTML in their entrances off.
I use plenty of English expressions which many do not understand.
Go habs, go!
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